OMFG. The dazed, haggard Britney Spears of old apparently emerged yesterday in L.A. Wow. How we missed crazy pants ... and the fact that she doesn't wear any.

Okay, she's technically got shorts on - and a bra, oddly enough - but come on. Those things would probably be too big on her sons (who we hope never read this).

Check out Britney below, with a bodyguard trying to steer her in the right direction, looking either irate, confused or just out to lunch. Starbucks in hand, natch.

The knee-high socks are a great touch ...

Britney's patterned bra and colorful, cute underwear sure caught people’s attention, but not as much as her unflattering facial expressions and growls of frustration.

Matt McDonald, a memorable contestant from Season 9 of the hit CBS reality series Big Brother, was arrested for allegedly beating his pregnant girlfriend. The Boston District Attorney's Office says Matt McDonald was taken into custody Sunday around 3:30 p.m. after an ugly spat over allegations of infidelity.

The self-proclaimed "biggest liar/sweet talker" on the show was charged with assault and battery and aggravated assault and battery ... a serious charge. This is because the victim is eight weeks pregnant. According to the police, Matt and his baby mama got into an argument "over a text message on her cell phone the victim received from an old friend."

At that point, "the suspect accused the victim of cheating on her, attacking the victim by grabbing her arms, dragging her into a different room and strangling the victim stating 'I hope the baby dies and hope u [sic] have a miscarriage." Wow.The next day, the woman alleges, the former Big Brother houseguest returned from the store and accused her of pouring water on his plasma TV, breaking it.